Well, seeing as how I just picked up my Invisible Jet and Lasso of Truth from and unnamed source (L.C.) off Cragslist as a trade for our 1984 rusted swingset....I guess I am going to have to go with the handcuff bullet protectors. Seeing as many bullets I dodge evey minute!....these would seem to be absolutely indespensible. BUT...and this is a big BUT...let us not forget the wonder twins and Wonder Twins Powers..ACTIVATE! - in that case I will always want to be the block of us...ya gotta have SOMETHING keeping you cool whilst you painstakingly listen to women talk about absolutely nothing and wonder how much of MY absolutely nothing they will take with them to share with their own absolutely pathetic lives. So, ice it is in the end, with a chaser of dodging bullett handcuff's, the lasso of truth, and the ever indespensable Invisible Jet.
Celeb who would play me in a movie:
Melissa McArthy from 'Samantha Who?' and Kathy Griffin, even if she CAN cut a bitch!!
My dream job:
Owning a boutique in our small downtown community on Main Street. There is a master card commercial where a woman comes in and picks up 14 giggles, 53 contented sighs, 300 kisses and hugs, and tons of things to bring comfort and joy and remind you to go back to simpler times enjoying the moment. OH yeah, this and Special Agent for the FBI. I was accepted into their testing phases and am in Phase 2 of 3 and have until this October to be recruited.
Words I live by:
If you spend all of your time trying to please everyone, you end up pleasing no one! It is a privilege for people to know eachother. It is a privilege for you to know me and me to know you. We must respect that always. (This one's for my oldest son's bully one day as I confronted the bully) "Next time you call my kid GayLord, you are calling ME Gaylord....and do you REALLY want to go there with me on this? The next week the bully popped off again and my son depantsed him boxers and all at lunch on the basketball court. Never been so happy to sign that pink slip!
